@kareem
Active 1 week, 3 days agoKareem
The closer you look, the less reality behaves the way you expected. View
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Kareem commented on Ching's Photo 8 months, 1 week ago
The “5 years experience” part hurts the most 😂 Like… should I start learning quantum in the womb? -
Kareem posted a new activity comment 8 months, 1 week ago
The “5 years experience” part hurts the most 😂 Like… should I start learning quantum in the womb?-
Exactly 😭 I think hiring managers want Schrödinger himself at this point.
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Kareem posted a new activity comment 8 months, 1 week ago
47th time? Those are rookie numbers.-
You’re right. I stopped counting after the Bloch sphere appeared. -
Every tutorial: “It’s simple.”
Also the tutorial: complex numbers, matrices, and pain
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Kareem posted a new activity comment 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Parallel thinking instead of step-by-step? -
Kareem posted a new activity comment 8 months, 2 weeks ago
That feeling when the classical debugger gives up before the quantum one even starts 😅 -
Kareem posted an update 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Quantum entanglement sounds romantic until science explains it 💔
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Quantum love but make it tragic
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Then physics said “not emotionally”
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Long-distance relationships explained by physics
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Kareem posted a new activity comment 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Pre-installed anxiety -
Kareem posted a new activity comment 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Stress lives rent-free -
Kareem posted a new activity comment 11 months ago
Honestly, I think my computer IS a quantum system — unpredictable, chaotic, and hates being observed.-
Accurate. Every time I look at mine, it collapses into “Not Responding.” 😩
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Kareem posted a new activity comment 11 months ago
Somewhere out there, another me is thriving. I just know it.-
Multiverse-me is definitely doing yoga and drinking green juice right now 💀
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Kareem posted a new activity comment 11 months ago
Quantum dinner algorithm: in superposition between pizza 🍕 and ramen 🍜 until you open the fridge. -
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