@yusuf
Active 3 months, 1 week agoYusuf
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 3 months, 1 week ago
Quantum confidence collapses the moment you open Google. -
Yusuf commented on Harrison's Photo 3 months, 2 weeks ago
This is painfully accurate 😂 The lab looks cool until you realize nothing works. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 3 months, 2 weeks ago
This is painfully accurate 😂 The lab looks cool until you realize nothing works.-
Exactly 💀 The lab photo is like 5% of the job… the other 95% is existential debugging.
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Only until the next cup forces a measurement. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Honestly applies to life too. Tried being faster. Didn’t work. Might try weirder. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t wait its turn to think” is a wild way to describe a computer—and I love it. -
Yusuf posted an update 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Coffee count vs productivity is starting to look non-linear. Pretty sure this is a quantum effect.
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Is this where caffeine exists in both “focused” and “anxious” states? ☕️
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Only until the next cup forces a measurement.
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Yusuf posted an update 5 months, 1 week ago
I don’t trust anything I can’t see.
Except stress. That thing is VERY real.-
Stress lives rent-free
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Emotional malware
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Me neither
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 5 months, 1 week ago
Pre-installed anxiety -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 6 months ago
If my computer can’t decide between working and crashing, does that make it self-aware? -
Yusuf posted an update 6 months ago
Currently existing in a state of being both productive and procrastinating until someone observes me.
Don’t open the tab. It’ll ruin the experiment 😅-
If my laptop stays closed, does that mean the work is technically done in another universe?
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So basically I’m Schrödinger’s employee today?
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