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Yusuf posted an update in the group
Quantum Computing 2 weeks, 2 days agoOne subtle thing people miss about quantum computing: measurement is part of the computation. You don’t simply calculate an answer and read it out—you engineer quantum states so that interference amplifies the outcomes you want and suppresses the ones you don’t.
Designing the algorithm is often the easy part. Controlling reality is the diffi…[Read more]
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Controlling reality is the difficult part” is such a wild sentence. 😳 -
Wait… so you can have information but not just casually look at it? 👀
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 2 weeks, 2 days ago
Pretty much why people are already working on post-quantum security.-
Ah yes, humanity creating new technology and immediately creating technology to survive that technology. Classic. 😂
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 2 weeks, 2 days ago
This is the kind of post that makes me realize quantum computing isn’t just “super-fast computers. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 4 months ago
Quantum confidence collapses the moment you open Google. -
Yusuf commented on Harrison's Photo 4 months, 1 week ago
This is painfully accurate 😂 The lab looks cool until you realize nothing works. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 4 months, 1 week ago
This is painfully accurate 😂 The lab looks cool until you realize nothing works.-
Exactly 💀 The lab photo is like 5% of the job… the other 95% is existential debugging.
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 4 months, 1 week ago
Only until the next cup forces a measurement. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 4 months, 1 week ago
Honestly applies to life too. Tried being faster. Didn’t work. Might try weirder. -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 4 months, 1 week ago
Doesn’t wait its turn to think” is a wild way to describe a computer—and I love it. -
Yusuf posted an update 4 months, 1 week ago
Coffee count vs productivity is starting to look non-linear. Pretty sure this is a quantum effect.
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Is this where caffeine exists in both “focused” and “anxious” states? ☕️
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Only until the next cup forces a measurement.
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Yusuf posted an update 6 months, 1 week ago
I don’t trust anything I can’t see.
Except stress. That thing is VERY real.-
Stress lives rent-free
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Emotional malware
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Me neither
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Yusuf posted a new activity comment 6 months, 1 week ago
Pre-installed anxiety -
Yusuf posted a new activity comment 6 months, 4 weeks ago
If my computer can’t decide between working and crashing, does that make it self-aware? -
Yusuf posted an update 6 months, 4 weeks ago
Currently existing in a state of being both productive and procrastinating until someone observes me.
Don’t open the tab. It’ll ruin the experiment 😅-
If my laptop stays closed, does that mean the work is technically done in another universe?
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So basically I’m Schrödinger’s employee today?
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Quantum Random Number Generator 8 months, 2 weeks ago - Load More
